Alyson Turner Brand Strategist

“Mascot Understudy”

she / her

With a MS in Strategic Communication from University of Oregon and a BS in Environmental Science from Western Washington University, Alyson’s cross-discipline education lends to a scientific approach to brand strategy. Equally creative and analytical she has a knack for weaving compelling narratives around big-picture ideas and always provides unique perspectives. Learning from diverse clients and getting at the meat of a brand is her real bread and butter. (also bread and butter is her bread and butter). 

Pacific Northwest born and raised, Alyson is drawn to nature like a moth to a flame. Her hobby list includes a smorgasbord of outdoor activities including (but not limited to) fly fishing, rock climbing, mountain biking and skiing. Pretty much any activity that includes her loyal canine. But when kept indoors, she enjoys a good sci-fi romance novel or dabbling in experimental baking.

  • What’s your favorite tv show?

    • Golden Girls
    • Orphan Black
    • SHE-RA: Princess of Power
    • Bonanza
  • What’s your hidden talent?

    • Egg Toss
    • Whistling, full songs not just random notes
    • Super Strength
    • Chicken Bowling
  • What’s your go-to fast-food order?

    • Rosemary-Garlic Duck Liver Fries
    • Subway (Italian BMT, on Italian herb and cheese, toasted with pepperjack cheese, everytime)
    • Grease Nuggets
    • Brussel Sprout Smoothie
  • What are you easily swayed by?

    • Donald Duck Voice
    • David Hasselhoff
    • Cats, their house, their rules
    • Underoos
  • What is your favorite live show?

    • David Hasselhoff on Ice
    • Beauty and the Beast on Ice
    • The Little Mermaid on Ice
    • Moon Hooch at the Filler in Bozeman, MT. Love live music with horns.
  • Who’s your celebrity crush?

    • Bradley Thor - lumberjack TikTok celebrity
    • Sigmund Freud
    • The Rock
    • Crick and Watson