Ben Bateman Developer

“The English Teacher”

After saving what appeared to be a perfectly normal cat, Ben was surprised to discover it was in fact a magical cat which was prepared to grant him a single wish in exchange for his service. Ben was without a job at the time, so he asked for “super programming” powers. Within weeks he was one of the most sought after web programmers in the world. Dignitaries, CEOs, and presidents still ask for Ben’s expertise on all matters web. Why he decided to work at Murmur (and not for a super-secret government think-tank) is beyond us but we are very grateful.

Ben loves programming because he loves finding clever or elegant ways to solve problems. Formerly a freelancer, Ben likes working at Murmur because he is able to share weird programming concepts and minutiae with his coworkers, instead of sitting in his house and trying to explain them to his dog. Ben grew up in Toledo, Oregon, was president of the Anime club in high school, and loves the movie Die Hard.

  • What’s your favorite tv show?

    • At the moment? Steven Universe. Of all time? Maybe Parks & Recreation (except the first season, which we pretend never existed).
    • SHE-RA: Princess of Power
    • Golden Girls
    • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
  • What’s your hidden talent?

    • Pie Eating
    • I make a really good pork taco.
    • Car Theft
    • Cheese Rolling
  • What’s your go-to fast-food order?

    • Grease Nuggets
    • Fish-Head Sandwich
    • Face Meat
    • As many cheeseburgers as I can afford/eat (the first number is usually smaller than the second).
  • What are you easily swayed by?

    • Angry Grizzly
    • Seasoned meat.
    • Donald Duck Voice
    • Weird Al
  • What is your favorite live show?

    • Beauty and the Beast on Ice
    • The Lion King on Ice
    • Probably Eurovision? I don't really get out much.
    • Madagascar on Ice
  • Who’s your celebrity crush?

    • Chris Pratt
    • Napoleon Bonaparte
    • Marie Curie
    • Sigmund Freud