Chris Bolton Strategy Director

“The Chemistry Teacher”

Chris has been working in online marketing and leading digital initiatives for over 10 years. Chris has worked in-house and freelance as a copywriter, SEO & PPC manager, and is well-versed in local and technical SEO, web analytics, UI/UX, and more. Chris also hosts The Creative Agency Podcast, a show about agency growth and finding success in the creative industry.

Chris is also the proud father of a 3-year-old boy, who is absolutely obsessed with dinosaurs.

What’s your favorite tv show?
- Golden Girls
- The Man From U.N.C.L.E
- SHE-RA: Princess of Power
- Deadwood
What’s your hidden talent?
- Breathe Underwater
- Super Strength
- Car Theft
- It wouldn’t be hidden if I revealed it.
What’s your go-to fast-food order?
- Face Meat
- Spicy Black Bean Burger - Burgerville
- Fish-Head Sandwich
- Espresso Calzone
What are you easily swayed by?
- Donald Duck Voice
- Weird Al
- Werner Herzog
- Critical Thinking
What is your favorite live show?
- The Little Mermaid on Ice
- David Hasselhoff on Ice
- Madagascar on Ice
- Friends Forever playing in driveway w/ pyrotechnics
Who’s your celebrity crush?
- Lord Byron
- Crick and Watson
- Cleopatra
- Steven Colbert